I Know A Girl
I met this girl
I don’t know her name
But just the same
I love this girl
She needs a name
She needs a name

Sugar ain’t sweet enough
Even if you add a plum
And baby reminds me of
Poopie Pampers not of love
And lover is for someone
Who really isn’t pure enough

I know a girl
I don’t know her name
I can’t explain
I love this girl
I can’t explain
I don’t know her name

Cutie is somewhat trite
Even if you add a pie
Sweetheart is a sour bite
When you eat it makes you cry
And angel is for when you die
When I see her I’m so alive

Honey goes on toast
Or maybe oatmeal at the most
Snuggie Wuggie was a bear
And Snuggie Wuggie had no hair
And bunny is a magic trick
And pookie just makes me sick
I love this girl

I want this girl
I want this girl
To take my name
I love this girl
She needs a name
She needs a name

February 2004: This is one of two songs I wrote in 2004--the last songs I wrote. I was remembering how I didn't know Elaine's name. I wrote this for a Valentine's Day gift.