Simile Love

Like a fish out of water
Or A cow without a fodder
Horshack without Kotter
Ink without a blotter
Like a son without a daughter
Teeter without totter
Like, Radar without Potter
Like liften without a spotter

How do I need you?
Like drunk needs a drink
A pen needs some ink
Like Zaza needs a mink
Like wacko needs a shrink, hey!
A skunk needs it's stink
Chiropractor needs a kink
Dry eye needs a blink
Like dirty dishes need a sink

Baby, baby you're the utmost
I like you more than cinnamon toast
I like you more than Miller's Outpost
I like you more than Ceasar's Ghost
I like you more than Glastnost
I like you more than a hot pot roast
Baby, baby you're the utmost
Baby, baby you're special

Maybe it's foolish to assume
You like me more than a legume
Maybe my love will meet with doom
Maybe I'll just clean my room

This is optional and proba

1989: One day I was visiting Champagne and I stole these lyrics from him.