CORKMAN

Poke him with a pen
He won't give a shriek
Shoot him from a gun
And pop he will streak
Put him on a sax and he will wail
Hail, hail Corkman

He worked in San Onofre
Way under the ground
Plugging nuclear waste pipes
He never made a sound
One day radiation seeped through his pours
Mutation, intelligence now Corkman soars

He flies through the air with his emerald green cape
Criminals and bad guys will never escape
His identity concealed by a mask and a rake
He sees all evil and keeps us safe

Chorus

There's tension in the city somethings going down
Corkman gets the message from Officer Brown
We've got a problema here's the scope
Corkman, Corkman you're our only hope

Mrs. Green from the suburbs called us in distress
She's got a problem you can handle best
Citizens, firemen, news guys wait to see
Corkman, Corkman save that cat from the tree

Chorus

Corkman Corkman he's our pal
Corkman Corkman scores all the girls
Corkman Corkman he's real swell
Corkman Corkman hail hail

Corkman Corkman he ain't no squirt
Corkman Corkman he can't be hurt
Corkman Corkman don't call him Burt
Corkman Corkman don't call him Bert




1993: Corkman is a superhero made out of cork. He goes around doing superhero things and he is made out of cork. Don't call him Burt. I used a 12 string guitar Matt Ray gave me. I wish I knew what happened to that guitar. I really don't remember what happened to it. I'd give it back if I knew where it was.