AMANDA

Who's the best library clerk, Amanda
Who's got the dark rimmed glasses, Amanda
Who's got her hair in a bun
Carries a ferret instead of a gun, Amanda

 Amanda, with the lavender-brown eyes
Amanda, with the pencil thighs
Amanda, with the polyester dress
I like Amanda she's the best

Who's got the hairlip, Amanda
Who's got the dog food breath, Amanda
Who's got fungus in her toes
Who can suck her tongue with her nose Amanda

Amanda, with the lavendar-brown eyes
Amanda, with the pencil thighs
Amanda, with the polyester dress
I like Amanda she's the best

Who don't even have a date, Amanda
Who can't even roller skate, Amanda
Who stays home every Saturday night Washes her hair with arco graphite Amanda

 Amanda, with the lavendar-brown eyes
Amanda, with the pencil thighs
Amanda, with the polyester dress
I like Amanda she's the best