The day my baby was born
It was a very special occasion
The nurse looked at my wife
And asked me if I was an asian

I laughed and said, Oh please
Do I look like I'm Japanese
She said the baby can't go
I said domo arregato mr. roboto

I'd be Bruce Lee
If I could take him home with me
I'd be Jakie Chan
And fight off every asian man
I'd be Chairman Mao
A communistic cow
I'd be Atilah the Hun
If you'd just give me my son

I'd eat without a fork
I'd eat sweet and sour pork
Eat old eggs from Vietnam
And use an ancient Chinese balm

I'd change my name to Miagi
And teach Ralph Maccio karate
I'd do Tai chi everyday
That's what confucios say

Domo arregato Mr. Roboto
Domo arregato give me my vato